Isaac’s adventures- II

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Me: You’ve reached the Rock Pillar, in the middle of the desert. There’s a giant two-headed vulture perched on the summit. It takes to the air and descend on you! What do you do?

My son: Vultures eat dead meat, dad… It won’t eat me!

Me: Yy-yer right! (whenever Isaac comes up with something, I try to go with it) It approaches, still in the air, its two heads start bickering:

Head # 1: Ya see, I’ve told you, this flightless is not nearly dead!

Head # 2: Just wait a lil’ longer, maybe it’ll die and we’ll feast!

My son: I feel fine!

Head # 2: Crap!

Head # 1: See ya next time!

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