We’ve defeated the third Evil Ninja Boss in an epic mecha fight. The ENB used a giant serpent-robot that threathened to crush us in his rings but we had the perfect counter, with our patented hedgehog defense!
The next ENB can be found in a hotel (I think Isaac has only a vague idea of what is an hotel ha! ha!) and has a peculiar “power”, his left arm is mechanical and he can remove his thumb, which is in fact a mini-bomb, so that he can throw it and blast his enemies!
It’s a NUCLEAR THUMB!!!
But NukeThumb-Guy, after we’ve killed all his minions, doesn’t go nuclear on us but choose instead to parley.
How about One million dollars to let him live?
My son: “One million dollars and two diamonds. Two big diamonds!”
Not too bad for a day’s work, my corruptible son, not too bad…
Yes YEEEESSS… That is THE way! Bwagahahahahaha.
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Whats the patented hedgehog defense exactly?
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Oh you know, spikes and rotating saws integrated to our mechs… :p
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